Happy Slutoween

I like checking out girls who dress slutty on Halloween...

























...but what I absolutely LOVE is checking out sluts who use halloween as an excuse to get dressed up like crazy old women.

















Have a Happy Halloweeen everybody and be sure to check your candy for poisons, needles and razorblades.
-Chris

Our New Home

David and I finally moved into our new apartment in Los Angeles. We're really excited because this is our first place outside of our parent's house. It's not a very big place as you can see but we're extremely happy.









































I know it looks small but checkout these exterior shots.
This is our front door...














...and this is our fountain.














Amazing, huh?
-Chris

I FIX TIRES!!!

Hey ever-body my name is John and I live in Cicero, Illinois. RIGHT OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO! A coupla weeks ago these two guys got a flat tire infront of my bar where I hang out...














I tole 'em I can fix it!!! They said they already called triple AAA. So, I asked 'em whaddaya on a Hiking, Biking trip a somethin'? They didn't answer me though. So, I kept tellin' em I can fix it. I gotta 4 way and a fix-a-flat right in my trunk. Whaddaya gonna do? Wait fa Triple AAA? These guys didn't care. So, I just went right back into Shirleys to have my noontime oldstyle.














I told everyone in the bar, and it was noontime, so Shirley's was packed, that there were a coupla clowns from the Suburbs out on the Street with a flat tire. And they refused to let me fix it. Everyone couldn't believe it. I said, yeah, It's true. They're right out on the corner and they won't let me fix it. So, then I brought somma my friends out to see and laugh at these guys for calling Triple AAA. So, I got my friend Charlie and he says, lemme see... So, I do. And we go out there and I start to yell Triple AAAaaaaaaaa, where are you, Triple AAA? HELP! Triple AAAaaaaa! Man I musta been doin that off an on for 2 hours!!!


















It was so funny I had to grab my nuts. But then I saw that these guys were taking pictures a me. So, I had to go over to them and say, Hey, you better not put any pictures a me up on the HOMO INTERNET! I had to let them know. I also had to let them know where they were. I said, you know where you are, brother? You're in SPICKERO! Look at me! I'm white. They leave me alone cuz I own this town. This is mine... but you... you're a coupla FRESH COOKIES. Yeah, it's safe now but wait till it gets dark and all the cockroaches come out. Gangbangers'll be everywhere...














See... even my friend Jimmy couldn't believe it... I brought him over to talk some cents inta these muttonheads. He tried to tell 'em like I did. Look, let him fix it. He's a mechanic. These guys were a real coupla know-it-alls. I waved my hands at 'em. and toll 'em they were introuble afta dark. And sure enuff some young gang-bangers came buy that I know and guess what? All hell almost broke loose. I talked to the gang-bangers and told 'em to look out for these two biking hikers who were stuck in the hood. They did. Almost stole everything these two assholes owned... and give 'em a good beatin' besides. Anyway, the shittin' Triple AAA truck shows up right on time before these guys got there heads knocked inta there next flat tire. Lucky them!!!
-John

Bumping

This is a video we shot a few years ago in the winter after a show. It's a little long and uncut, but not bad. D-Rob drives. Nature brings the snow. Chris & David & a meth dealer from Kansas bump.

Click the link below.

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Goodbye Boston

We left Boston under the cover of darkness. For some reason it’s easier that way. “Boys II Men” had it right when they sang, “It’s so hard to say goodbye.” Obviously, It’s taken us a while to leave. We’ve rarely been out of Charlestown until the last year or two and now we’re moving 3000 miles away. Which isn’t easy. Especially when there’s no room for God as your copilot. He’s gotta ride in the back. Even then, it’s pretty cramped. We’ve got a Toyota Camray (my mother’s pronunciation) chock full of wigs, CDs, and get-ups to haul across the Continent. It’ll be a rough ride over the mountains.

And since I'm now writing a post that was started in Chicago and currently getting finished in LA I guess we've made it. Those Mountains were tough and the desert gruelling but here we are. This is only the beginning though. I know it'll be hard at first, for me anyways. I was always the one who had a tough time staying over at other people's houses. This time, it's for good... A permanent sleepover. It's difficult to leave when everything you know and love is someplace else.

I don't want to get too sappy but thanks to everyone who's ever come to a show or wanted to come to a show and couldn't. And thanks to all of the people who believe in us. I'm incredibly happy to have met and worked with all of you. That said we'll be back at Christmas for another six months,
Chris